1st and Long: A Review of the Movie Blonde
The concept is insane. A viciously fictitious tale about a human being who I imagine to have an already interesting life. As a lover...
Blake Lively Torn Between Pride of Husband Owning a Wireless Network and Embarrassment of Having to Use Mint Mobile
“It’s a tough world for Blake Lively”, a writer once wrote infacetiously. The television and film star has reached great professional success beginning with...
HIV Prevention Drug PrEP Hires DaBaby as New Spokesman
Rapper DaBaby has turned the heat up on the pot of boiling water he dove into after comments he made about certain gays while...
Kim Kardashian Calls Upon Biden for Presidential Pardon to Release Kanye West’s New Album, ‘Donda’
The Former Mrs. Kim Kardashian West has gone once again to the highest authority in the land to release an unconstitutionally imprisoned entity. You’ll...
Taking a Crack at Wisecrack’s Crack at Disney
I’ll begin this essay like all great commentaries with an anecdote about my reverence for the people I am about to disagree with. I...
Movies
Waking Life dir. Richard Linklater
It’s not School of Rock, it’s not Dazed and Confused, but it is undeniably Richard Linklater. An animated film released in 2001 most closely resembles Slacker, but...
Music
ZUU by Denzel Curry
Do you love bangin beats, bars, and BIRDZ? Then do I have an album for you. ZUU is Denzel Curry’s fourth studio album. It’s about half...
